For his latest assignment our man got lost in the Lake District. Luckily, he found his way back just in time to tell us what happened. Follow his fantastic ramblings and you’ll stumble across much more than mountains and mint-cake…

Read on for the full story, plus a whole load of information and event listings for the area. And if all that’s not enough to inspire a spontaneous weekend break, maybe the special offers will tempt you to book a ticket to this picturesque destination.